Ah, the irony.

I like posting funny things… so here’s something “funny”.

I’ve talked about how gay men are starting to check me out.  What I haven’t expanded on is the complexities that is me going out with one of my good friends to gay/lesbian bars.  I prefer to date lesbians, and only date women.  She’s in the same boat.

How other people see us together… all the men think she’s my friend and I’m a gay guy, and all the women think I’m her girlfriend.  Both scenarios are ridiculous enough that we just have to laugh about it (and then step nervously backwards to appear even more like we’re not together) despite the fact that we so perfectly cockblock each other it’s actually sort of sad.

At least we have someone to play pool with.